SNL & Christmas go together like Booze in Egg Nog—one can’t be half as enjoyable without the other. So with that here now is a re-configured version of 12 Holiday themed sketches that I posted 3 years ago; now in the form of an actual list. Why am I doing this (aside from the obvious fact that it’s the Holidays as I write this)? For a little while now, I had been teasing some sort of re-vamp of the Original S.O.S.N.L. page—separating some of it (including pieces like this) is one of the first steps in getting it done. Hopefully by later in 2020, we will compartmentalize all the sketches I’ve put up by Decade (70s, 80s, etc). In the meantime, here’s how this works once again…
CRITERIA:
*The sketch Has to have Aired in December
*They have to be Actual sketches—No “Update” pieces (Sorry, Sandler “Hanukkah Song” fans).
*While it is tempting to throw the “No Recurring” rule around, there were some cases where it couldn’t be avoided; two items on the list sort of straddle the line, so I will allow them. In the meantime; this means NO “Schweddy balls”, NO “Dick in a Box”, or anything else that had a holiday edition of itself. I know that seems unfair, but if you haven’t read these things by now, you should know by now that I always like to seek out the underdogs.
*Finally, because I’m expanding this list to 12 as opposed to my usual 8, there will be NO Honorable mentions this time around.
- (DO IT ON MY) TWIN BED (Original Airdate: 12/21/2013) – Already mentioned this one on the Main Page; but suffice to say, in a period where the show was still looking for a suitable replacement for Samberg’s “Lonely Island”, Former writers Chris Kelly & Sarah Schneider was able to take the baton—at least for a little while—and give us a slicked up girl-group version of what it would be like to sleep on your childhood bed…also, I’d be lying if I didn’t think each and every one of the ladies looked kinda hot. But that aside, there are still a lot of funny visuals to cover the bases; up to and including 7th grade pics of those who participated in the song and just how awkward a visual doing it on a twin bed can be. Add an infectious rhythm to the song itself, and you’ve got a neo-classic.
- CHRISTMAS SERIAL (Original Airdate: 12/20/2014) – SNL is DAMN Lucky I’m a fan of Podcasts & NPR/IFC/PBS Style Documentaries, otherwise this might have been completely lost on me—But I’m not sure about everybody else watching. I also think this is yet another case where the piece would be better if it were on sometime later in the show—not 12:50, but maybe pre-MG/Update. For the uninitiated, yes, “Serial” is a Real Show/Podcast, and for what it’s worth, they Nailed it; Especially Cecily as Sarah Koenig—possibly her best performance to date (not to mention that she once again seems to resemble a Young Julia Louis-Dreyfus). Kyle nails it as sort of a Nouveau Santa, Kenan’s part was quick and subtle, Kate & (host) Amy Adams’ parts were subtle too. Even Jay & Aidy (despite being Crudely Drawn Court sketchings) played their parts well. This was the 2ndbiggest highlight of an otherwise DISMAL Christmas show, Highlight #1 being Mike Myers reviving “Dr. Evil”.They captured the style Very Well, I just fear that most of the audience watching might not “Get it”.
- MOMMIE DEAREST (Original Airdate: 12/16/1978)– Just like the movie & the book itself, this is one of those things that people either Really love, really hate, or really love to hate. For me personally, it’s more of a “Guilty Pleasure”. The Daughter of actress/bitch nonpareil Joan Crawford came out with a tell-all book about her troubled Childhood around that time; and well before Faye Dunaway made us unintentionally laugh at her portrayal of Crawford, Jane Curtin probably gives her single best non-Update performance in the 5 years she was on the show (I’m Dead Serious). Practically everything the real Christina Crawford wrote in the book is showcased here; the beatings, the obsessive cleanliness, and even the fact she was fed raw meat was a prototype re-enactment of what was to come later in the 1981 movie. Add to that, Gilda’s underappreciated “Colleen Fernman” character being transplanted into Crawford’s daughter with some great physical comedy—as well as one of opur two exceptions to the “No Character” rule, even though it’s not exactly a “Tentpole” character like, say, The church Lady or The Liar or anything ever featured in an SNL Coffee table book, the character still existed for about 3 years with little to no fanfare, so Fuck it, I’m going to allow this entry. Anyway, add to that well as some sharp “Old Hollywood” impressions from Dan, Bill & Laraine, and this oft-overlooked Holiday gem could use a little more attention than one of Crawford’s neglected children (Wire Coat hangers not included).
- A CHARLIE BROWN CHRISTMAS ‘02 (Original Airdate: 12/13/2002)– This is probably my 2ndfavorite Smigeltoon of all time (All time favorite is a few spots below). Largely because Smigel & his animation company discovered a HUGE Flaw with a holiday classic, and then exploited that flaw in order to create a New Holiday Classic—and if his later forwards in the various “Peanuts Treasury” books are any indication, Smigel ESPECIALLY wanted to do this one with great care. It’s all based on that last scene in the original “Charlie Brown Christmas” where the Peanuts kids spruce up Charlie Brown’s stick with a Ball on it, and suddenly it’s a healthy looking tree. Realizing the kids possess the power of Alchemy, they go around town doing the same thing to other things with deep flaws—only for Linus to bring it all back home by the end. Some of the jokes here are inspired, others are a little Too on-the-nose for that point in time (and yes, most of the jokes are now horribly outdated…R.I.P. Michael, David & Anna Nicole); but regardless, it’s still a welcome modern take on something nostalgic. I also have to give Smigel some extra credit in the…well…credits at the end. The Peanuts specials were probably one of the few times they would refer to animators as “Graphic Blandishment”, which Smigel does here as well. Despite the Obvious/Blatant Peppermint Patty/Marcie joke, Charles Schultz would’ve been proud of this.
- YOU’RE A RAT BASTARD, CHARLIE BROWN (Original Airdate: 12/15/2012) – Speaking of “Peanuts”, This is probably one of SNL’s greatest impression showcases Ever—or at the very least, the best one in recent memory that’s NOT a “Screen Test” film (You know, one of THESE shorts). Hader’s Pacino, Sudeikis’ (now horribly outdated) Phillip Seymour Hoffman, an early look at Kate’s greatness as Edie Falco. And to top it off, Martin Short as an impeccable Larry David (which also makes me wonder if Short could’ve played Bernie Sanders just in case the Real Larry couldn’t make it in one night or was sick of playing him). Add the childlike innocence of “Peanuts”, and you wind up with a good laugh needed at the right time………Literally. This sketch was one of many that aired a little over 24 hours after the massacre in Newtown, CT occurred. And if SNL knew how to do at least ONE thing right in its 40+ years on the air, it’s giving the audience a much needed laugh. They proved it after 9/11, they proved it during the first Gulf War they proved it after last fall’s attacks in Paris, and I’m sure if they were able to air new episodes during the summer they would’ve been able to prove it after Orlando, Turkey & France again. This sketch was 100% pure catharsis right when we needed it the most, and both the show and the sketch shine brighter because of it.
- SANTI-WRAP (Original Airdate: 12/11/1976)– To this day, I Still say “Ho, Ho, Ho” with a slur in my voice A La Belushi…whether I’m drunk or not…and that’s not even the focus of the sketch. Dan & Laraine visit a Mall Santa; and because it’s the far less hygienic 1970s, Dan warns Laraine of the dangers of sitting on Santa’s lap. So he gives her Red & Green colored Toilet Covers, and while that may have been a one-joke premise, sometimes one joke (without belaboring it too much) is all you need…That, and they clearly still had some of the freshman jitters to work through, so that alone gives this a pass. But like I said, Belushi steals the show here playing just about 99% of every Mall Santa EVER, albeit very briefly. Also, I just love the little girl’s reaction here in the still-shot, looking like she’d rather be ANYWHERE else but on a TV show that few thought would make it back then…My guess is she’s probably a lawyer or a nun by now.
- THE NARRATOR THAT RUINED CHRISTMAS (Original Airdate: 12/15/2001)– The 2001-2002 season was a watershed year for SNL; one that started out with a sense that we all had to “get back to normal” after 9/11. Yes, there were several shows & sketches before this one that sort of laid some foundation, but aside from a few “Update” jokes/commentaries and some sketches that walked the line of good taste, this might’ve been the first time they truly dove head-first into the subject while it was still fresh in our minds. At Christmas…with Rankin-Bass puppets. I was a Senior in High School when this first aired, and even though I had no personal loss at the WTC, many people I knew did (Also, I hadvisited the City a few weeks before it happened, so there was a slight sense of “What If” in my home at the time). So when this aired, I honestly didn’t know whether to laugh or be angry about this. And not even for the tragedy still being fresh, but for the fact that they took a symbol of innocence like “Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer” and mashed it up with a subject that’s all parts solemn, mournful and still tense while laying down the harshness of it all at the same time (all of Santa’s lines, for instance)…but MAN, was it a much needed sigh of relief—not unlike “Rat Bastard” in ‘12. Not that all previous post 9/11 efforts weren’t, but this felt more like an exclamation point on the subject; and afterwards, we could truly begin to “get on with our lives”—though ANOTHER sketch I’ll talk about this coming 9/11 might actually be a better representative of that mentality. In the meantime, I feel that talking about something with serious subject matter today might’ve been a little too much to take. Fortunately, the next entry—also from 2001–blows the seriousness of this out of the water.
- CHRISTMAS KANGAROO (Original airdate: 12/8/2001)– Will Ferrell getting raped by a Kangaroo while Hugh Jackman narrates…And in the end, isn’t THAT what Christmas is all about? Extremely juvenile imagery aside, I’d like to think that the other reasons why this one is funny was either because of Ferrell’s fearlessness in being on the receiving end, or the matter-of-fact way the story is being told by Jackman, or the fact that Jackman is giving the play-by-play of the Roo Rape while keeping a semi-straight face. But while those are valid reasons the sketch is funny by itself, we all know the REAL reason is because after several months of being a tense nation, the audience was yearning to let off some steam. It’s also a sketch like this that make me wonder why the hell Jackman hasn’t come back to host…then again, if other people can all take a long stretch of years to return, maybe the time will be right This year…not that there are any more Wolverine movies to plug anymore, but at least do SOMETHING worth coming back for.
- THE NIGHT HANUKKAH HARRY SAVED CHRISTMAS (Original Airdate: 12/15/1989)– I was debating to myself whether or not to count this one, largely because few people know about the Easter/Passover sequel this sketch had a few months later in April 1990. But since 2 sketches doesn’t exactly warrant the “Recurring” label, and Lovitz was on his way out by the time both aired, I’ll give it a pass…also, I’m Jewish so consider this entry flagrant & blatant tokenism (WINK, WINK). On the surface, it looked like a number of stereotypical Jewish jokes (I.e. Socks & Slacks as presents), but it was the way Lovitz was overly enthusiastic in his performance that sold me—one that he would sort of revisit years later in This scene from “The Critic” (sorry for the music overshadowing). And of course, who could forget the theme song—On Moishe, On Herschel, On Schlomo—All due respect to Sandler, but THAT should’ve been a more popular Hanukkah carol! Surprisingly, the gentile girls & boys at The AV Club goes into almost encyclopedic detail about this sketch and its sequel, I strongly recommend you read that next.
- A HOLIDAY WISH (12/13/1986) –This is probably going to be the shortest entry I’ll do in this list, because quite honestly, The premise couldn’t be more straightforward; Steve Martin has a simple holiday wish to share, he then tacks on a little extra, it falls off the rails in the long run, but it stays subtle to the end—all within less than 3 minutes. Say THAT about sketches in this day & age. A sketch that you KNOW has become a part of every holiday season when it winds up as a talking Hallmark Christmas Card years later (Same goes for “Dysfunctional Family Christmas”, but I digress). Also, don’t worry about the screencap, I took the liberty of cueing it past Steve’s introduction and the reminder that “Gilly” was ever a thing.
- IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE LOST ENDING (12/20/1986)– This is one of only a Handful of sketches I could quote verbatim from beginning to end, largely because the source material is also quotable verbatim from beginning to end. The ‘86-‘87 season was already becoming a legendary comeback year when this sketch came along to seal the deal. Carvey had debuted his Jimmy Stewart impression several weeks earlier in the classic “Mastermind” sketch, but it was here where it was perfected (portraying a Stewart 40 years younger helps too). But that’s 2nd to the fact that the sketch itself is pure insanity to the highest regard…especially once Carvey, Hooks & Dennis Miller (in a Rare sketch appearance) start beating the shit out of Lovitz doing an almost pitch perfect Lionel Barrymore. It was not only a high point of the comeback season & Christmases yet to come, but it also further cemented the notion that nothing was safe on SNL…not even hallowed holiday classics.
- HOMEWARD BOUND (Original Airdate – 12/20/1975…you’re gonna need Quicktime to watch, BTW): In my mind, there is really only ONE piece that not only sums up the holidays, but also proves once again that a sketch or a film doesn’t necessarily have to be Funny in order for it to be Memorable. That being said, here’s this week’s film by Gary Weis…You may not know this about me, but I’m a bit of a sap on some occasions. I like the funny stuff as much as the next guy, but once in a while, I like the occasional tug at the heartstrings (Half of Tom Schiller’s stuff comes to mind). One of Gary Weis’ first films for the show certainly fits the bill. Not only that, but it does so in the simplest of ways—people are seen arriving at an airport into the arms of their loved ones just in time for the holidays, all while the Simon & Garfunkel song of the same name plays in the background…and that’s it, no gimmicks, no flash, no pizazz, not even any jokes. It’s just a simple & sentimental observation of human joy…something I WISH SNL would do more of in modern day times. It was a kind of film that signaled to the still-curious audience of 1975 “Hey, we don’t HAVE to be funny ALL the time”. That same signal might’ve been brushed off by the majority of the cast/writers/crew, but somebody else on staff wound up catching on, and HIS films would become almost as deep as Weis’. I Could go on about the differences between Weis & Schiller…but I won’t (besides, i’ve got a week of Schiller films to go over at some point). All I’ll say is that while Schiller is the more Avant-garde film maker in SNL Lore, Weis’ films had more of a “Human” touch, and it particularly shows in this one—my absolutely all-time favorite SNL Christmas piece; sketch, film or otherwise. And if you STILL Don’t believe me that a film like this can strike the right nerve, check out Weis’ website, and read the Fan Letter being expressed about this film…you can’t beat that…………..Excuse me, I think I have something in my eye…(*RUNS OFF*)…
We’ll be back this Weekend with ScarJost’s 4th appearance from 2015.